Apr 18

Apr 18 THINGS I TRIPPED OVER ON THE INTERNET TODAY, APR 18

Thing #1 - A fan video imagining what would happen if Batman faced off against Darth Vader

I don’t really agree with this … because, obviously Darth Vader would just force choke the hell out of Bats and it’d be over. But, I get it. Drama.

Thing #2 - Crabitalism #bethecrab

I have no idea where these came from but I’m all about them. Everyone thinks they’re a crab.

Thing #3 - An article called “Nobody wants to fuck this frog.”

This frog’s name is Romeo and he’s one of the last Sehuencas water frogs known to exist. And scientists can’t find him a mate in order to repropagate his species. So they made him a Match.com profile. What is this world? Read this great article by AV Club that brought his sad plight into my internet world.

Thing #4 - There’s an International Sourdough library

Everyone’s making sourdough bread at home right now. Shut-ins are baking and eating all day and I can’t say that I blame any of them. Holing up and carb-comforting is totally natural to our monkey brains, y’all. Just give in. As a result of the trending #sourdough movement on social media, I have since learned that there is an actual Sourdough Library in Brussels with collections of “mothers” that date back as far as the Roman empire. Amazing. Take me to your Mother loaf. I want in on this action.

Thing #5 - Indonesia is releasing ghosts to scare people into staying at home

What do you think would work to scare Americans to stay home? Socialist lesbians with long armpit hair?

Thing #6 - You can buy giant inflatable tentacles

I shouldn’t need to qualify this at all. You can buy giant inflatable tentacles and put them in all your windows; your car windows, your house windows, your laptop Windows. All the windows. Click HERE and buy them. Why are we still talking about this and not installing our new tentacles into our windows?