Brendan is an invasive species, transported from the frigid northern shore of Lake Superior to Central Florida via Walt Disney World in 2003.

When not covering hyper-local news for his day job at Bungalower Media, Brendan can be found freelancing for local non-profit ArtReach Orlando, or getting into trouble somewhere by chaining chairs to bus stops, or painting murals on walls that would rather remain boring and plain.

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NOUN a gangly, skinny-fat character straight out of a gay storybook.

ORIGIN late 20th cent.: Canadian, from Irish, ‘oatmeal.’