Brendan is an invasive species, transported from the frigid northern shore of Lake Superior to Central Florida via Walt Disney World in 2003.

When not covering hyper-local news for his day job at Shine Media Group, Brendan can be found freelancing for local newsgroups, random community organizations, or getting into trouble somewhere by chaining chairs to bus stops and painting murals.

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NOUN a gangly, skinny-fat character straight out of a gay storybook.

ORIGIN late 20th cent.: Canadian, from Irish, ‘oatmeal.’